I notice Earthlings expect to become wealthy someday. Yet they work at jobs that pay peanuts and spend their free time playing games, watching movies and other nonsense that makes no money. I call them on this contradiction, explaining they need to spend most of their time making money or investing and they give me flimsy excuses to not make money.
Is this a brain malfunction? A defective gene? May we haul all the silly Earthlings to planet Zort and run them through our defrigulator? Let's discuss this at our next meeting.
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