Pay More For Quality

Just cause the price scoots higher than somewhere else you are not cheated paying more money. The silly Earthlings run around frantically looking for the lowest price. If you have limited dollars, stop wasting money on alcohol and soda pop then you can afford to pay higher prices which usually results in a quality product.

Spending Money

Spend, spend, spend. Nearly everyone I meet is broke from wasting money on concerts, sporting events and vacations. This keeps the silly Earthlings working in order to pay for cheap thrills. I mention the advantages of enjoying free activities and adding to a savings account but all I receive is silence from the silly Earthlings.

Stop

spending

money!

How to Help the Silly Earthlings Become Wealthy

I notice Earthlings expect to become wealthy someday. Yet they work at jobs that pay peanuts and spend their free time playing games, watching movies and other nonsense that makes no money. I call them on this contradiction, explaining they need to spend most of their time making money or investing and they give me flimsy excuses to not make money.

Is this a brain malfunction? A defective gene? May we haul all the silly Earthlings to planet Zort and run them through our defrigulator? Let's discuss this at our next meeting.