Sunday, August 28, 2011
Long Noses
Why do the Republican's noses grow longer each time they speak? I asked many silly Earthlings, but all they do is stare at me.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Dating Sites
I joined the free dating sites to learn about the single Earthlings and to find more Extraterrestrials. An Earthling responded with, "After reading your profile I cannot tell if you are brilliant or crazy."
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