Emotions

After much observation I see that emotion ruins the silly Earthlings. Can we eliminate emotions from Earthlings?

Acceptance into Heaven

I hear a lot of noise about the silly Earthlings moving to Heaven. What about everyone born over 2000 years ago? Did all of them get into Heaven?

Reflections About Zort

The silly Earthlings ask if we get tired of always engaging in erotic encounters and dancing constantly on the planet Zort. I tell them, "No, everything else is a waste of time." The silly Earthlings just stare at me. Why?