Reflections About Zort

The silly Earthlings ask if we get tired of always engaging in erotic encounters and dancing constantly on the planet Zort. I tell them, "No, everything else is a waste of time." The silly Earthlings just stare at me. Why?

Christians

Christians try to convert me to make sure I go to heaven even after I explain that none of us from the planet Zort dies. We have been alive for thousands of years.

Species Disappear

Species disappear too fast from Earth which usually means hiding on another planet or dimension. I flew to Jupiter, Saturn and finally found all the supposedly extinct species on Venus. I discovered their goal. Convince every living creature living on Earth except people to scoot over to Venus. I asked why. Repeatedly I was told the silly Earthlings poison Earth and other species cannot breathe. How will this planet change when only the silly Earthlings are left?

I Can!

Too many Silly Earthlings start a sentence with, "I can't..." Nonsense. Why stop yourself with silly excuses? I never see this on my home planet Zort.

Say, "I can..." and you will achieve it all. I say, " I can fly" and look, I am on Earth, flying all the way from Zort. What can you accomplish?

Avoid Sand

Sand keeps the ocean from taking over the planet. The silly Earthlings feel righteous about walking and then sitting on the sand. Nonsense. Sand causes cancer, heart disease and migraines.

President Obama

Since President Obama's origin remains questionable, I must clarify that President Obama is not from the planet Zort.

Planet Earth Was Dropped

I flew around this galaxy and discovered the Earth located in the wrong solar system. Somehow the ingredients to form this planet were dropped and landed near the sun we all see.

A lot of problems are caused as a result.
1. Too much gravity prevents the silly Earthlings and other entities from flying.
2. Sleeping. No other planet makes species tired.
3. An unstable planet causing earthquakes, tornadoes and hurricanes.

Unless the Earth can be relocated, these problems will remain. How sad.

Greetings, I am Jerome From the Planet Zort

I received permission to make my reports about the silly Earthlings to the entities on the planet Zort available to the public. Here is my first report.

Earthlings falsely believe they rule the planet. Cannot tell if this myth and many others result from a defective gene, a brain malfunction or sheer stupidity. Nearly everyone has OPINIONS. Forget whether these views make any sense. Opinions equals fact, period. I learned quickly never to argue with the silly Earthlings. Let's work on eliminating these myths.