Species Disappear

Species disappear too fast from Earth which usually means hiding on another planet or dimension. I flew to Jupiter, Saturn and finally found all the supposedly extinct species on Venus. I discovered their goal. Convince every living creature living on Earth except people to scoot over to Venus. I asked why. Repeatedly I was told the silly Earthlings poison Earth and other species cannot breathe. How will this planet change when only the silly Earthlings are left?

Powerful Eyes

Scrutinizing the eyes reveals immense capability. Staring changes the silly Earthlings by rearranging brain patterns creating a more peaceful and intelligent species. Try it. Stare at someone you know for an hour and think, "You can." Eventually this thought resonates and that silly Earthling accomplishes milestones.

Read the Computer Manuals!

Click anywhere on the computer screen with a mouse when the silly Earthlings cannot figure out how to use a program. Why can't the silly Earthlings read the manuals? Software companies provide plenty of help files yet the silly Earthlings complain about impossible programs. Another contradiction from this species, good grief. It's really not that hard to study the documentation. When stuck for a solution, type the problem into a search engine and out pops the answer.

Climate Change

What difference does it make if climate change is caused by natural causes or global warming? The result is the same, billions of the silly Earthlings starve. When I explain this concept the silly Earthlings just look at me. Cannot figure out what goes through the minds of this species when they are silent. We need intense discussions about this serious problem to get the silly Earthlings to understand. Any ideas?