Flying

At a meeting, my associates on Zort demand I experiment with finding a method that allows the silly Earthlings to fly. They can go up a couple of inches then head back down to the ground. I devised an object shaped like an umbrella that pushes gravity into the sky. Unfortunately the gravity only moves an inch. I am revising the object and will provide an update soon.

I Can!

Too many Silly Earthlings start a sentence with, "I can't..." Nonsense. Why stop yourself with silly excuses? I never see this on my home planet Zort.

Say, "I can..." and you will achieve it all. I say, " I can fly" and look, I am on Earth, flying all the way from Zort. What can you accomplish?

Travel

Amazing that silly Earthlings cheerily travel to boring locations on Earth. Why bother when other planets and dimensions provide fantastic experiences? I believe the silly Earthlings can learn to fly.