I flew to Mars today scrutinizing the life forms. I need to see how other entities survive in this solar system to compare them with the silly Earthlings.
Only a few thousand entities reside half a mile below the surface of Mars. The bodies are thin and wide, 2 feet tall and 5 feet wide, with enormous mouths, great for consuming the long rocks.
The entities on Mars dance and engage in erotic encounters three fourths of the time, more than the silly Earthlings. Consequently the Mars entities rarely get violent because of learning from a major war 103,284 years ago when 95 percent of the population was killed from weapons of mass destruction. After the war, the weapons were banished to the barren planet Saturn.
I am working on a device that will transport the silly, violent Earthlings to Mars for brief visits and will soon provide more details.
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