Waiting in Line

I wonder about the silly Earthlings waiting in line at stores. Seems like a waste of time. Why not construct conveyers that scoot products from stores to homes? Order at home and the store plops the product on the conveyer. Whoosh the item arrives at home.

Dishonesty at Work

I notice the silly Earthlings honest in their personal lives and dishonest at work. The false premise that anything is acceptable in business makes me want to leave Earth, fly to Zort and never return.

Why can't the silly Earthlings practice the same honesty at work they use at home?