Pain

Why create pain when the body malfunctions? Rearrange the silly Earthlings and make a bell ring instead.

Christians

Christians try to convert me to make sure I go to heaven even after I explain that none of us from the planet Zort dies. We have been alive for thousands of years.

Pay More For Quality

Just cause the price scoots higher than somewhere else you are not cheated paying more money. The silly Earthlings run around frantically looking for the lowest price. If you have limited dollars, stop wasting money on alcohol and soda pop then you can afford to pay higher prices which usually results in a quality product.

Travel with a Sleeper

The train offers sleepers, a private room for a sound sleep. An airplane provides a chair and forces you to sleep upright. How ridiculous. Why can't the airlines provide sleepers? Buses do not offer sleepers, either. Why not? The airlines and buses lack any class.

Species Disappear

Species disappear too fast from Earth which usually means hiding on another planet or dimension. I flew to Jupiter, Saturn and finally found all the supposedly extinct species on Venus. I discovered their goal. Convince every living creature living on Earth except people to scoot over to Venus. I asked why. Repeatedly I was told the silly Earthlings poison Earth and other species cannot breathe. How will this planet change when only the silly Earthlings are left?

Nightclub Nightmare

I was persuaded to visit a nightclub. It was a nightmare. The band members cannot sing, the music is too loud and slow songs cause a mass exodus from the dance floor. It's hard to get the silly Earthlings to dance without drinking alcohol yet the band plays slow songs. I found this disgusting. Dance, silly Earthlings, often as possible because it solves problems.

Waiting in Line

I wonder about the silly Earthlings waiting in line at stores. Seems like a waste of time. Why not construct conveyers that scoot products from stores to homes? Order at home and the store plops the product on the conveyer. Whoosh the item arrives at home.