Species Disappear

Species disappear too fast from Earth which usually means hiding on another planet or dimension. I flew to Jupiter, Saturn and finally found all the supposedly extinct species on Venus. I discovered their goal. Convince every living creature living on Earth except people to scoot over to Venus. I asked why. Repeatedly I was told the silly Earthlings poison Earth and other species cannot breathe. How will this planet change when only the silly Earthlings are left?

Warped Buildings

Every building I see on Earth is warped. I am amazed these buildings refuse to tumble. The warping develops from gravity pushing the buildings into the Earth.

I  recommend moving the buildings at least one foot into the air to prevent warping.

Planet Earth Was Dropped

I flew around this galaxy and discovered the Earth located in the wrong solar system. Somehow the ingredients to form this planet were dropped and landed near the sun we all see.

A lot of problems are caused as a result.
1. Too much gravity prevents the silly Earthlings and other entities from flying.
2. Sleeping. No other planet makes species tired.
3. An unstable planet causing earthquakes, tornadoes and hurricanes.

Unless the Earth can be relocated, these problems will remain. How sad.