Business Forecast

Large companies merge together. The silly Earthlings continue to falsely believe the merging creates jobs and prosperity. Eventually I see only one corporation controlling 100 percent of all business. Will the silly Earthlings believe one corporation on the planet creates jobs and prosperity?

Why Work?

I notice that a handful of billionaires collect most of the wealth while everyone else scrambles for the remaining scraps. Rather than working at low paying jobs, suppose we build environmentally efficient homes for the silly Earthlings allowing them to live off the land?                                                                                                                                                            

How to Help the Silly Earthlings Become Wealthy

I notice Earthlings expect to become wealthy someday. Yet they work at jobs that pay peanuts and spend their free time playing games, watching movies and other nonsense that makes no money. I call them on this contradiction, explaining they need to spend most of their time making money or investing and they give me flimsy excuses to not make money.

Is this a brain malfunction? A defective gene? May we haul all the silly Earthlings to planet Zort and run them through our defrigulator? Let's discuss this at our next meeting.