Dating Sites

I joined the free dating sites to learn about the single Earthlings and to find more Extraterrestrials.  An Earthling responded with, "After reading your profile I cannot tell if you are brilliant or crazy."

Spending Money

Spend, spend, spend. Nearly everyone I meet is broke from wasting money on concerts, sporting events and vacations. This keeps the silly Earthlings working in order to pay for cheap thrills. I mention the advantages of enjoying free activities and adding to a savings account but all I receive is silence from the silly Earthlings.

Stop

spending

money!